Thursday, December 01, 2005

v3n5: Inventory at the O.K. Corral

TwoGun Gonzales holstered his guns after picking his nose over the soup.

"This town ain't big enough fer the both of us," he said.

Oliver looked at him curiously, becoming annoyed. "C'mon, Stan ... quit horsin' around or we'll never get this inventory done."

"Name's 'TwoGun', pilgrim."

"O.K. ... 'TwoGun'. Next item. His hand moved quickly over the tops of thecans. "Quantity ... looks like fifteen."

TwoGun reached for his laser pistol and fired at the UPC label on the side of the can. The LED on his waist-mounted monitor flashed, "Campbell's Cream of Chicken — 8-oz."

"Who you callin' chicken, pilgrim?!"

— Ender

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