Friday, November 18, 2005

v2n1: Professor Feeblewitz

"The combined length of the vertebrae of the dinosaur is directly proportional to the inverse of the square root of the rhomboidal axes of its brain," Professor Feeblewitz droned on at the front of the classroom.

Martin took careful aim with the eraser and then let go with a quick flick of his wrist, striking the professor squarely on the forehead. The eraser caromed backward and hit Melissa Gibbs in the nose before dropping to the floor.

"Who did that!?" Feeblewitz demanded.

Martin thought, "The trajectory of the projectile is geometrically attributable to the boredom of the student ... bucketmouth."

— Ender

v2 topic contributed by Krishna B., Tempe, AZ

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