Thursday, November 17, 2005

v1n2: Chef André's Surprise

There were rats in the souffle again.

"Imbeciles!" shouted Chef André to the kitchen staff. "Ze rats go in ze zoup! Roaches in ze zouffle, rats in ze zoup!"

Chez Dommage patrons had grown accustomed to André's exacting standards. The food was awful, but always good for a laugh when the occasional newcomer wandered in. Regulars watched with nervous anticipation as the innocent diner picked his or her way to the prize ... then, howled with laughter at the moment of discovery.

André, hovering excitedly nearby, sprang into action with zealous enthusiasm to comfort the horrified victim.


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